"[He] also becomes liberal and begins to rave about the necessary progress of mankind."

"It really has nothing to do with tea. I'm absolutely a Tea Partier, even though I don't drink tea."

"The nation is arming. What are they arming for if it isn't that they are so distrustful of their government?...If we don't win at the ballot box, what will be the next step?"

"Have you heard about this so-called jobs bill? Washington is sending millions of dollars to the states to pay salaries to teachers and firefighters. I'm calling my governor now and telling him that this is irresponsible government spending and I want my state to opt out! "